GREG GUTFELD: Hispanics support migrant flights to sanctuary cities

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So here is a fun investigation and by fun I mean agree with me who was never wrong. A new poll conducted by Politico, which means vomit in Spanish, shows that most Hispanics actually like transporting illegal aliens to leftist sanctuary cities. Yes, it seems this action only bothers white liberals in sanctuary cities who are forced to be compassionate instead of just pretending to be, they are also known as —-holes. My apologies to real anuses that play, that perform a valuable function. Make fun of them all you want, but if you didn’t, oh, I’d hate to be you. Where am I? But if there’s one thing white liberals are good at, it’s being hypocritical, and telling me the daily specials.

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In the survey, the question was: Do you consider sending migrants to liberal states and cities in the United States appropriate or inappropriate? More Hispanics said appropriate and he did so by a six-point margin with 41% plurality, a plurality. I think we call them a “the”. Only 35% said inappropriate and the remaining 30% said “I’m a more aesthetically pleasing version of Pierce Brosnan”. I’ll take it. I’ll take it.

As John Nolte points out in Breitbart, the survey shows that the opinions of Hispanics are not so different from those of others, white Americans feel the policy is appropriate by a similar margin. This must surprise the folks at Politico, but not you or me. We know that common sense knows no borders or pigment, and sending illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities that have always prided themselves on their willingness to welcome them makes sense.

Illegal immigrants arrive at Martha’s Vineyard Airport on Wednesday September 14, 2022.

After all, what’s wrong with giving people what they want? At least that’s what I tell Larry Kudlow. You know, it’s funny, I knew “harder” was a terrible safe word, which is why it’s so weird to see these leftist towns working at lightning speed to deport these migrants. If they only used the same speed to whip Antifa, BLM and outsiders during these riots, damn it, they even called in the National Guard. The last time people living on an island overreacted this much, a shark just ate the Kintner boy. I mean, even in “Jaws” they let the shark hang around for a week. But that’s now, but that’s old news to you.

Liberals only support their policies as long as they don’t have to deal with them, again, that’s not in my backyard, well, unless you mow it down. They did this with crime, they got private security, they live in gated communities, so of course why not defund the police? Why not empty the prisons? It’s easy to shout “there are too many people behind bars”, when you shout it behind you.

And now, having served as a magnet for migrants, they want nothing to do with them. They throw them on the sidewalk, like Leo DiCaprio’s girlfriend on her 25th birthday. I mean, she goes up there. Start walking more slowly, anyway. They’re like that person at work who brags about volunteering at a soup kitchen once five years ago and will never let you forget it, but when you ask them for a favor they’re completely overwhelmed. .

But back to the poll, that tells you something we’ve been saying for years too, migrants from the south look more like you than they look like the left. Seriously, who do you have more in common with, the Hispanic who comes to fix your cable, or Seth Meyers, the woman who cleans your hotel room, or Sunny Hostin, should I say hostile, the guy who delivers your pizza or Brian Steler? Alright, they’re the same guy now, but you get it. I love you, Brian, I’m here for you, and it’s not because they really want to be in America, but it’s part of it, I think it’s time to hear from someone stupid .

Residents of Marthas Vineyard line up outside St. Andrews Parish House to donate food to recently arrived migrants.

Residents of Marthas Vineyard line up outside St. Andrews Parish House to donate food to recently arrived migrants.
(Photo by Jonathan Wiggs/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)

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SUNNY HOSTIN: That’s what interests me so much that there are so many Latinos who vote Republican because they’re voting against their own self-interest. If you are really interested in these types of questions, then you are a democrat.

Oh, you’re so smart, Sunny, you know so much more than them. What an arrogant fanatic. I hate to tell you, Sunny, that you couldn’t define their self-interest if you were spotted, self and interest. What issues do you care about anyway, that they could possibly care about? You know, I don’t think I’ve ever met a woke Mexican, a woke Venezuelan or a woke Cuban. Many of them have suffered the consequences of leftism, of revival. And like a sanitation truck on a 90-degree day, they could smell that garbage a mile away. Unlike our middle schoolers, you won’t see Carlos Jr. wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt because his parents beat his ass, like a conga drum.

I doubt a Central American would let a trans activist tell them what is a nino and what is a nina. I doubt a Guatemalan would adopt gender-affirming surgery for their children. I doubt an immigrant thinks you can replace fossil fuels with windmills and Greta Thunberg’s tears. But it’s the left, Sunny. So it’s no wonder Hispanics shun you like you’re COVID with a cold sore. However, here is one person who gets it.

PAOLA RAMOS: Immigration has really never been a major issue for Latinos and I think that’s the myth. The myth is that if you talk about migrants, even if you show these stories that Latinos will vote for you, that’s not true. Latinos care about the economy. They care about crime. They care about jobs. They care about education. That’s it… Latinos, they’re sending a message. They walk away. They are moving away from the Democratic Party.

Migrants line up waiting to be processed by US Border Patrol after illegally crossing the US-Mexico border at Yuma, Arizona.

Migrants line up waiting to be processed by US Border Patrol after illegally crossing the US-Mexico border at Yuma, Arizona.
((Photo by allison dinner/AFP) (Photo by ALLISON DINNER/AFP via Getty Images))

Now, this change shouldn’t be the reason you should embrace immigration. You should accept it because immigrants is us and not old fashioned in that we believe in the same thing, content is in character and character is in hard work and that there should be no line breaks when you enter. We love the process. They love the process. Talk to any immigrant who has filled out the forms, stood in line and waited for years. Today they sound like Reagan Republicans minus the khakis. But the Dems don’t even see them. They just see the votes, and like Biden, after he ran out of metamucil, they really couldn’t give a —-. It’s a setup, you could see that one coming. Alright, that always gets the applause.

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So to our friends who value family, respect, and hard work. Welcome and buenos dias. They may not want you at Martha’s Vineyard, but we have a place somewhere in America for you.